One Upper

There was one open stool at the bar So I sat down right next to him Some duded-up dude in a suit and tie He was two sheets to the wind What started off small talk kept gettin' bigger Kinda like his puffed out chest Every time I'd say somethin' He'd say somethin' to outdo what I said He had a faster fast car Smoked a finer cigar Only drank top shelf While he got a little louder Went on a little prouder I was thinkin' to myself I got somethin' money can't buy My baby, she's right on the money The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top The bee's knees with a kiss like honey Any hot shot, do me one better Try to do me one better, best hang it up As long as I got your lovin', I got somethin' A one-upper can't one up ♪ I said, "Yeah, I fish a little and a matter of fact The other day I caught me a big 'un" And before I could say what mine weighed He was braggin' bass tournament winnin' As if he didn't know, he looked down at my boots And asked if they were made of real leather Just as I was about to lose my cool Thought of you and, girl, I kept it together 'Cause I got somethin' money can't buy My baby, she's right on the money The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top The bee's knees with a kiss like honey Any hot shot, do me one better Try to do me one better best hang it up As long as I got your lovin', I got somethin' A one-upper can't one up ♪ I got somethin' that money can't buy My baby, she's right on the money The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top The bee's knees with a kiss like honey Any hot shot, do me one better Try to do me one better best hang it up As long as I got your lovin, I got somethin' A one-upper can't one up A one-upper can't one up