Two Birds

One was a red dress, a wild one from out West Didn't waste a minute with her heart The other was a bluebird, careful with her sweet words Unless she let you hold her in the dark They fell for him one at a time, For his silver-tongued pickup lines So easily they flew into the cage One got a diamond, one got a hotel room One got a promise, one got to say "I do" Both up so high 'till they met one night His name came up and they fell from the sky Two birds, one stone One sang a song so wild and free, the other sang at the kitchen sink And he longed for the melody of both He wasn't cruel, he wasn't mean, but he had a way of breaking things His aim was truer than an arrow from a bow One got a diamond, one got a hotel room One got a promise, one got to say "I Do" Both up so high 'till they met one night His name came up and they fell from the sky Two birds, one stone He'll roll along, we all know he will Find another set of wings on some windowsill Two birds, one stone