Crushin' It

I sure could use an "attaboy" or a big old high five I'd love to hear, "You're killing it, dude", yeah, it's been a long time Since I hit one out of the park or nailed it, as they say I guess I've been in a dry spell, but that's about to change 'Cause every week has a weekend By this time Friday night I'll be done with my third can Of cold Bud Light And I'll be crushin' it Yeah, I'll be crushin' it They say you're a big man 'cause you told her that you'd hang some pictures for her You know, the ones she framed late last spring of you and her in Florida You're up on the ladder when it shatters into smithereens She shakes her head and looks at you and says, "Ain't you good for anything?" And you say Every week has a weekend By this time Friday night You want a margarita I'll get tequila and ice And I'll be crushin' it With a cold one in my other hand I'll be crushin' it When I'm finished with my can I can stomp it with my boot Crunch it with my fist Smash it on my forehead, yeah, I got this I'll be crushin' it Oh, I'll be crushin' it, oh-oh ♪ I figured this out in college, walking past them gothic columns That I was gonna probably wind up somewhere, mmm, near the bottom I was never gonna be the best and brightest guy around But like the great George freakin' Straight, I'm a king of getting unwound And every week has a weekend By this time Friday night I'll be done with my third can Of cold Bud Light And I'll be crushin' it (every week has a weekend) Yeah, I'll be crushin' it (this time Friday night) Oh, I'll be crushin' it (I'll be done with my third can) Oh, I'll be crushin' it (of cold Bud Light) And I'll be crushin' it (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) I'll be crushin' it (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)