Diamonds Make Babies

Yeah man, that sure is one big old rock It takes up half of that velvet box I know you've given this a lot of thought You're gonna get a 'yes' for sure That thing is more than just a simple stone It's got some crazy powers all its own Something will happen when she slips it on They never tell you at the jewellery store Diamonds make babies And babies make mommas And mommas make daddies, make changes they don't always wanna I know that you love her And she's one special lady But I'm telling you brother Diamonds make babies You'll talk about it on the honeymoon You'll both agree that it's way too soon Next thing you know, she's seein' pink and blue Everywhere she goes 'Cause diamonds make babies And babies make mommas And mommas make daddies, make changes they don't always wanna I know that you love her She's one special lady But I'm telling you brother Diamonds make babies Oh, diamonds make babies And babies make mommas And mommas make daddies make changes they don't always wanna I know that you love her She's one special lady But I'm telling you brother Diamonds make babies Yeah, it might sound a little crazy But diamonds make babies