I Hate Chicago

Tuesday mornin' sports page I've got coffee in my cup A smile creeps across my face The Braves had beat the Cubs I hate Chicago I'm changing planes in Dallas I ain't going through O'Hare It's a thousand dollars more I know But I don't really care I hate Chicago Sara told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named Tony Guess where they live now? I hear the food is great I hear the summer sure is nice It's beautiful at Christmas There's three more reasons why I hate Chicago From their WGN station To their seven feet of snow The rock band in the 80's To the Oprah Winfrey Show I hate Chicago Sara told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named Tony Guess where they live now? Chicago Sara used to talk about How one day we would settle down Find ourselves an old farmhouse On the outskirts of a small town And then she told me that she only Needed space to think things out Then she met some guy named Tony Guess where they live now? That's right I hate Chicago I hate Chicago Man, I hate Chicago And I hate Chicago